two days late

this was supposed to be posted two days ago, but the internet was being a bastard and then i forgot that i saved it in word. that being said, it's old and out of order and i sincerely hope it doesn't confuse you too much.


this afternoon, i saw "the pursuit of happYness" with my grandma. it was hardcore depressing and was basically a tribute to will smith's ability to run around the streets of san francisco. it was one of those movies that threw every shitty thing possible at the main characters and said, "deal." it was really frustrating.

i bought elle magazine today for the sole purpose of owning the jennifer garner cover, because i adore her.

i saw a high school counselor at the market, when i was trying to buy chapstick and french bread, and i didn't say hi, because i'm demonic. i don't think he saw me either, though, so that's ok.

also, i have been to approximately zero holiday parties thus far and have already eaten my weight in sugar cookies. i had been prepping my body for this onslaught for a few weeks before coming home (i stopped eating sugar), but i'm still going way overboard. i actually thought that to myself as i stuffed frosted cookie number five into my piehole. i thought, "wow, dude, you are out of control." and then i went to the market, as i mentioned above, and looked at all the candy and was really tempted to buy lots of chocolate and pour it into my mouth. that is exactly why i periodically stop that shit cold turkey. refined sugar is crack.