north or south?

me: are you coming from the 405 north or south?
customer: yes.

awesome. this is when i stop wanting to be at work. i'm also losing my voice, which makes me sound like a tired old crackwhore on the phone.

also, dan was so crazed last night i almost don't know where to begin. he was way stressed about a final he had today, and ended up going out and buying christmas lights, candy canes, and a tranquility fountain, complete with tealights. he did all that (and assorted other crazy things) holding on tightly to his homemade flashcards that carefully detailed all the potential essay questions for his test.

coincidentally, mad and i tried to teach dan how to say "north" and "mirth" because he insists that he's unable to make the "rth" sound. he can, we discovered, but i guess he's lazy. yes, dan, you're lazy.