labor day happenings of interest:
my twelve-year-old cousin told his friend, "kyle, you look like a bitch," and then proceeded to tell me that "there's always lesbian drama. it never ends."
my grandma and i exchanged diet secrets (she still thinks i'm off sugar). our conversation was prompted by my great-aunt (my grandma's sister) telling me the other day to "lay off the potatoes" because i didn't fit into any of the size double zero pants she tried to lend me for the trip.
my grandpa made the strongest apple-tinis in the universe, tried to get me to drink three, and then he drank them instead and got sloshed.
shiza and i leave tomorrow!
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