match.com revisited

i'm now going to share with you the pictures i posted on match.com. i feel i must do this in order to emphasize the ridiculousness of a message i just received from some little, harmless-looking dude on the website.







what was the message, you ask? "you're hot." i'm tempted to reply with, "actually, fine sir, i am not hot. and definitely not in these pictures. please consult your opthamologist."

in other news, mad and i made cookies ten minutes ago from an instant mix we were really excited about, only to discover that they taste like buttered popcorn, which is never a good cookie taste. it was really disappointing.


*mad just made me a profile on the onion's personals page by lifting a terrible picture of me off of facebook and taking my personality quiz for me. i think it's fabulous that she's taken it upon herself to get involved in online dating websites, even if it's only to irritate me.