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my mom loves holidays. that's part of the reason why my totally agnostic family celebrates every religious holiday known to man. yesterday, she handed me a pink and red valentine's day basket-o'-goodies because she assumed she wouldn't see me before february 14th (she doesn't know that i'm coming home on thursday night for my last accutane appointment). inside, there was a magnetic sheet, covered in shoes, pants, two different heads, and a super hero costume emblazoned with "super guy" across the chest. it's a "build your own boyfriend" gag gift from my super sensitive mother. i asked andy to build me a boyfriend, and this is what i got:



i guess i'm spending the 14th with village person #4.