i failed fifth grade recess

here are two random pictures from the flying squirrel barbeque of cory trying to teach me how to play a hand-clapping game i should have learned when i was a fifth grader. i guess i was too busy with "miss susie had a steam boat..." to pick up on anything else going on in the elementary school hand-clapping subculture. i lifted these pictures off of someone's facebook profile 1) because i think they're funny and cute and cory's in them and 2) because they demonstrate my serious need to fix the hair color issue. also, i look like i have the body of a potato, and those kinds of flattering pictures are always the kinds i want to broadcast to the universe.


(we kinda look like we're about to engage in some robot hand-to-hand combat. please forgive me. it's 2 am.)